netflixz:

driving past your old elementary school likeimage

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27.Jul.14 5 days ago

lanashiftdelrey:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

perform the following ritualimage

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27.Jul.14 5 days ago
  • me (surprised): omg
  • me (amused): omg
  • me (angry): omg
  • me (sad): omg
  • me (nostalgic): omg
  • me (annoyed): omg
  • me (scared): omg
27.Jul.14 5 days ago

deaniethebeanie:

arendellesque:

singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth

then it just becomes a soap opera

you

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27.Jul.14 5 days ago
23.Jul.14 1 week ago

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

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23.Jul.14 1 week ago
  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
23.Jul.14 1 week ago

attainingimaan:

most beautiful feeling when you realize your dua has been answered.

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23.Jul.14 1 week ago

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

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23.Jul.14 1 week ago
  • Mother: *calls while I'm at work*
  • Mother: *calls while I'm in a meeting*
  • Mother: *calls while I give a presentation*
  • Mother: *calls while I'm at lunch*
  • Mother: *calls while I'm on the train*
  • Me: HELLO MOM IS EVERYTHING OK
  • Mother: Yes, just wanted to say hi :)
23.Jul.14 1 week ago